WET CEMENT POOL PARTY: THE AFTERMATHERY

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Published: Aug 16, 2013

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Thank you EVERYONE for this wonderousment

You didn't just enter a conteskoning!

YOU CREATED A SLIDE SHOW OF SILLINESS FOR OUR VIRTUAL POOL PARTY

Thank you for creating scenes and memories from our virtual day together.

Because that's what we did - together - we created....

A DAY!!!!

How about that?

Well - we have the pictures to prove it!

Summer days - spent with friends and family - fun and frivolity - that even the sun is hesitant to set on.

Those are the best summer days

Let's start ours

So welcome everyone!

DEVfriends - DEVfamily - Beloved OC's

Thank you for sharing - for CREATING - this day with me!

I hope you enjoy yourselves.

BEST. DAY. EVER!!!!!!!

As you can plainly see!

[***BEGIN TRANSMISSION***]

Welcome to our Backyard!!!!!!!!

The First Annual Wet Cement Pool Party '013 Begins!

***SUBMISSION ADDENDUM***

For those of you who have been noting be about last minute or late entries - never fear! The WCPP doesn't have to end at midnight! I leave for vacation tomorrow and who wouldn't want to find her party still going on when she wasn't home. I mean - that's a party! Just leave me with some food.

Besides what happy little surprises they would make for when I get back from the beach. I can't put them in for the big league prizes, but since this Conteskoning exploded into something I never even imagined - EVERBODY is going to get some sort of a prize for all their hard work and silliness. LATE OR NOT! Mister Mysterioso will even bend time and space to work them into the Storyline of the day

[INDEED! I SHALL BEND TIME AND SPACE AND THE PAISLEY FABRIC OF THE HYPER-DIMENSIONS FOR THESE WINSOME WENCHES! ]

[^{I ALSO DO A SEMINAR IN TIME RIPPING AT THE LOCAL ADULT EDUCATION CENTER FOR ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED}]

Let the Pool Party Begin!!!!!

8/15/13 9:00 am (real time)

(I'm probably sleeping right now...

Who shows up at a pool party before noon?

That's just weird and rude!)

*DING DONG*

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8/15/13 12:30 pm (real time)

I'm UP! I'M UP!!!! I'm so up!!!! I promise!

Good morning Sleepyhead!

ARGH! Why didn't you wake me!!! Why the hell were you up until like Crazy Lady 7am!!!!

Don't worry...I've been up since like 10.

UGH! I overslept you because of you! I HATE THAT!

Don't worry - everything is just getting started!

Ooooo YAY! What's happening!!!!!

Mister Mysterioso would you do the honors?

[INDEED I SHALL LIKE-VISAGED WENCH OF WHO IGNORES THE KISSES OF MORPHEUS]

[PEER INTO THE HYPER-DIMENSIONS WITH ME AND DRINK FROM THE OCULAR GOBLET THAT IS THE FIRST ANNUAL WET CEMENT POOL PARTY '013]

[*click click* ^{Hmmm...how does one get thIs infernal device to work!!!! I hear the fan going but the carousel isn't turning}]

[NEVER FEAR IT HAS BEEN BOTH DEDUCED AND WELL SUSSED]

[*BEGIN CIRCA 1970'S VACATION SLIDESHOW*]

8/13/13 Shopping Day

My friends from the Hyper-Dimensions slum it on Earth to help me go shopping for all the various swimsuits I will be sporting throughout the day. From Left to Right - Me (In complete Purple *GLEE* Glory), Suka, Lil Suii and Vail! Don't we look cute?

I do! I mean that has to be ME right? I'm the sassy and fashionable one!

[INDEED! FOR I DID TRANSPORT THESE WENCHES TO THEIR SOCIAL HIVE OF SHOPPING DUBBED AS 'THE MALL' AND PRESENTED EACH WITH CURRENCY FOR THE COURT OF FOODS WITH THE BLINK OF A SINGLE EYE. THEN I MURDERED THE TIME BY GETTING A CHANGING OF OILS AND HAD ALL TIRES THOROUGHLY ROTATED LIKE ANY HYPER-DIMENSIONAL FATHER FIGURE WOULD UNTIL THE TIME OF RETRIEVAL DREW NIGH!]

[FROM THE BACKSEAT I WAS SERENADED BY THE SONGBIRD THAT IS THE MISCHIEVOUS AND PIXIE CUTE ONE AND HER MELODIOUS MANTRA]

SUUUUUUKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

8/14/13 to the very wee hours of 8/15/13 Party Planning Committee

gather in solitude to plan what will be penned in the DEVhistory books as 'TFAWCPP'013' (The First Annual Wet Cement Pool Party '013). As their Bacchus-ean Think Tank hashes out time tables and where to set up the lawn darts,such is the Concentration of Cuteness on a single rooftop that a minor (by extremely cute) Zombie Apocalypse begins on the streets below.

moves among the mindless throng unnoticed...

8/15/13 BEHOLD! YE WET CEMENT POOL PARTY '013!

10 am: Romper Zoom-ba

[insert poorly dubbed English here] 'So...Le Femme...Joey Ramone...we meet...again. Prepare to have ... the face slapped off... your face. My Hai Fu is strong!' Preparing for all unwanted Ramones I pull out my Quikrete extra squishy exercise mat for a little Crouching Pixie Hidden Yoga.

thinks she's going to face plant my macaroni salad today?! No Sir-Ma'am - you will plant face with my tiny fists of rage!

11 am: Food Shopping

While old id face drools and snores away back at WCPP Central (

I have it on good authority that my snores sound like a tiny squirrel making *beep beep* noises!) - I head out to the shops to pick up hamburgers, hot dogs, and NUMMY Potato Salad ingredients for the mob. On the way - I could not resist a pre-Pool Party Frolic that presented itself. Even with no shoes and a cement splattered shirt, I got plenty of service from the fanservice.

THOSE WERE MY SHOES!!!!!

*hee hee* *wiggles toes*

[I really was up around 10 and made my Hot Bacon Dressing Potato Salad for a Virtual Pool Party Treat. Yes - I'm eating it now. No - no 'Selfies']

Noon: Shock That Pool!!!!!

Brother Friction shows up with the cement mixer and the final preps are made for the Wet Cement Pool Party! Of course, The Silky OCs and I couldn't resist a moment to test the 'waters'! Super Soakers are now Super Squishers! Prepare for A RECKONING!!!!

1 pm: There's a Fly Girl in my Soup!

Araghen shows up and with a tip of a purple banded fedora the FlyGirl cast storms my backyard! YAY!!!!!!! Let's take this poolside - where a cement fight of epic mutant powered proportions is about to erupt! Luckily, I was able to defuse any real battles between heroine and villainess with plenty of squishy hugs!

Flytrap needs to conserve 'herzit' strength in case Le Femme Joey Ramone shows up. Now that would be an epic engagement of mutantity! And Flytrap would get to be the Venom-like anti hero with plenty of squishy hugs as her reward. I said it before and I'll say it again when you have a genetic mutant 'shezit' psychopath skinny dipping at your party - that's a PARTY!

2 pm: Quikrete not Quicksand

tries to crash the party! While the FG gang trounce her thoroughly up and down the street. I spend a little time with Evylen as she enjoys a relaxing soak in the pool. (She's just sitting in the shallow end. I promised her a day free of her standard jungle perils.) She may not be super heroic, but she is super cute. Such a perfect peaceful moment, you can barely hear the car alarms going off all down the block.

We may be sharing in a brief moment of cement footsie. I've had about three Twisted Teas today! Too sexy!

Stop it!

3 pm: Time to Fire Up The Grill

Getting ready to cook hamburgers and hot dogs for the masses (and checking the macaroni salad for face prints.) Standing over the grill can be extremely hot work on a summer day, so I take a moment to hose off in order to keep cool. If I also sneak a bit of squish time in with the conveniently forming mud puddle, who would blame me! *wiggles toes*

3:10 pm: Hold the Onions! Mini Mud Fight!!!!!!!

Spending a little too much quality hose time Lil Miss Sweetstuff reminds me it is TIME TO EAT by starting an impromptu mud fight. I'll make her a secret 'Crabby Patty' like I do for my friend's little son. Time to hit the hose again to clean off before the grill . This time I won't forget the food - I promise!!!!

4 pm: Thirsty Work

Please ignore my chloroformed counterpart.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz (*mouth drool*)

I've got one thing to say and that's : SUUUUUKKKKAAAAAAA!

I don't want her messing up my Suka Time! So let's get at it my Bubblegum and Brimstone Bestie!

*GLEE* *SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH* *GLEE*

Someone has to keep the libations flowng! Ready with that Insta-Fermentation Gun M-squared!!!!

[INDEED]

*hugging my pale playmate* YAY! Now we're going to have sexy purple grape feet for the rest of the day! *wiggles toes* *GLEE*

Sexy Purple Grape Feet = Too Sexy!

The More You Know...

4:30 pm: Who's Minding the Kids?

What? What happened? Who chloroformed me??? Again?!

*hee hee* [ MASSIVE DISTRACTION!!! ] *smoke bomb*

Oh no! The Gotham Chibis have arrived and are wrecking havoc in the Wet Cement Pool Party Kiddie Pool! There's only one thing to do!

*spinning bat symbol shoved back and forth in people's faces*

do-do-do-dee-do-doodlee-do

*jumps into kiddie pool* *belly poke* *belly poke* *belly poke*

They are so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *giant huggles to crazy little Harley*

And now popsicles!!!!!

Little Gotham Chibis: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:45 pm: Speaking of Popsicles

Oh noes! G4MM43T4 - The Man with the Untypable ID's hot little blue and purple guest got to close to the grill! She's getting all melty! With a quick conversion of an ice cooler into a chaise lounge she is able to reform her gooey self and enjoy the rest of the day! I needed another Twisted Tea anyway

Don't give me that look! I swear I didn't try to stick my feet in her!

mmmm-hmmmm *shakes head sadly*

5:00 pm: She Feels so Funky!!!!

With the dog days of August upon us, the rides in the Lil Big Happy Fun Slime Blob are very popular. I just wonder if you have wait a half hour after eating before hopping inside him. (Didn't it used to be an hour after eating before swimming? Did we get stronger as a people? Evolution!

The More You Know...

His name is Mister Smiley Slimey! And can we keep him!!!!!!!

We'll talk after...

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAASEEE!

5:30 pm: A Vine Full of Ivy

Who doesn't like to play a few games at a backyard BBQ? Horseshoes. Volleyball. A pick-up game of Dungeons and Dragons. Double or nothing that that kid over there is going to try to eat that dead bee. And of course - tug o war. At the WCPP who doesn't want to partake in a test of strength and rope burn over A MUD PIT! It seems things went a little south and then...downward. Never fear a good hostess is on the case...sort of. *SQUEEEEEEE*

[HYPER-DIMENSIONAL FUN FACT]

[WHILE THE WET CEMENT POOL PARTY IS TAKING PLACE IN DIMENSION THIS, IVY OF THE NUMBERING #53,472 WON AN ALL-EXPENSE NOT-PARTICULARLY PERILOUS SPA DAY AT THE ADVENTURE ISLAND QUITE PARENTHETICAL RESORT. THIS SCENE OF EXACT SAMENESS TAKES PLACE THERE AS WE CONVERSE]

[THIS GREATNESS IN FORM MOST FACTOID JUST BROKE YOUR ONE DIMENSIONAL MINDS, DID IT NOT?]

#53,472 : ANNNNNMILLAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! *GLEE*

[ANNMILLA IS IVY #53,472 'S EQUIVALENT OF SUKA THE INCREASEMENT OF SYNAPTIC CONNECTIONS BETWEEN STORED REMEMBRANCES... ]

Meanwhile...In the Hyper-Dimensions...

[THANK YOU MISTER TED OF THE KNIGHTHOOD. I AM A LARGE FAN OF YOUR EXTENDED 'MONROES' MOST BARITONE.IT IS A SHAME MOST TEARFUL THAT THESE MORTAL EARTHLINGS DID NOT CONSIDER YOUR VISAGE PLZ WORTHY]

[IN THE HYPER-DIMENSION 'ADFERMENTISEMENT' A LIFE IS LIVED IN A SERIES OF VIGNETTES LASTING NOT MORE THAN THREE SCORE SECONDS. HERE IVY NUMBERING #5,437,888 AND HER COMPANIONS MOST LUSTY CELEBRATE 'MOISTENED SILICATES AND OXIDES IN HEATED TUB DAY' WHILE THIS HYPER-DIMENSIONAL ENTITY DESIRES A BARLEY BEVERAGE OF A VARIETY MOST FERMENTED]

[LIKENWISE IN THE HYPER-DIMENSION 'TINK-TANK' IVY NUMBERING # 33,303 KNOWN ALSO AS 'IVY THE FAE' ENJOYS TIME SPENT WITH CONSORTS MOST CONCUBINOUS AS THE...]

Wait! Hold the phone! Explain why Ivy numbering thusly doesn't have one of these 'Tubs Most Heated' in a reality most actual!

Yeah!

[^{ahem...yes...well..} THE HYPER-DIMENSIONS ARE A REALM OF MYSTERY MOST MYSTERIOUS. PERHAPS IT IS BEST IF WE RETURN TO THE HERENESS AND THE NOWITY SO I MAY DIRECT YOUR FACES OF A SCOWLING MOST UNNERVING TO...]

6:00 pm: Holy Smokes!

Not all the pools at WCPP are WC. You can't have a PP without a P of just W. Ashley, Jade, and Ivy...

I don't smoke. I know it is based on something else and just colored to be us. I still think it was super, super sweet and all. I'm never one preach on the topic, but just getting done with a bout of asthma and a 50 smackers co-pay...

HEY MISTER TAPPER MUSTACHE THE INTANGIBLE!!!! I THINK YOU ARE STILL A FEW DIMENSIONS OFF!!!!

[INDEED]

[HOPPING THE DIMENSIONS MOST HYPERKINETIC IS NOT A SCIENCE OF EXACTNESS. THERE IS AS MUCH HIT AS THE CONTRARYWISE FACTOR OF MISSING]

[^{Let's see - I'll just twist this knob here and...}]

6:00 pm: I'm so Zhelly

While the various events at Wet Cement Pool Party can be a great exfoliate sometimes you want to moisturize. Everybody into the Zhelly Pool courtesy of Pecil Enterprises Llc!!!! Some parties on the block boast a Moon Bounce - but why not swim in ours!

_{Pssst...where are we getting all this acreage}

_sssssshhhhhh

It's like swimming in the Ghostbuster's purple slime meets hand sanitizer. There's nothing better for when the sun goes down and the heat remains.

But never rub that hand sanitizer stuff on your cheeks

Bad idea!

You might be sitting around saying - I bet this stuff will make my cheeks feel all tingly.

It will - but your eyes will burn!

Even if it isn't near your eyes! You might be sitting around saying - well I bet this will make my cheeks feel all tingly, but this time I won't put it anywhere near my eyes!

Not that we did it twice...or at all...

Nope. We certainly did not do that! But no matter what you do - your eyes will burn! It's the Devil's Game!

[INDEED]

[EVEN IN THE HYPER-DIMENSIONS THIS IS A LESSON MOST HARD LEARNED]

The More You Know...

7:00 pm: Where's Margo?

Our Bunny-friend Margo finally arrives! Where was she? Apparently distracted for most of the afternoon...right next door! Our swimming pool has a bit of a drainage problem - not that she seems to mind.

She's so cute and happy!!! MARGOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *hee hee*

What are you doing?!?!

_{Sssssh! Don't tell Suka!}

You could have screamed it earlier. She was just on the other side of our wall for like three hours and was supposed to bring the salsa!

8:30 pm: From Dusk til Lawn

Night has fallen on The Wet Cement Pool Party but the day isn't done. We haven't turned off the grill, folded up the lawn chairs and called it a sunken patio just yet. I join Shannon for one last quick dip. The cement is cool and refreshing after a hot day in the backyard. And look who is here! Little Tink! My favorite pixie and bed sheet and pyjama idol has fluttered in. YAY! I guess word really got out. She's so feisty and looks to be going on about something.

She was probably telling you girls to put on a sweatshirt...

No that wasn't it. She was mad that I had eaten all the potato salad.

Umm that's not what I meant..you might want to go back up and retype. It certainly seems you were 'chilling' with Shannon...

What are you talking about?!?!

The drop in temperature is very apparent.

I don't...OH! Umm...yes! That's it exactly! *blush*

TOOOOO SEXY! No more Twisted Teas for you!!!!

11:00 pm: Shadow Dancing

I told you the party wasn't over! It's still going strong! Everybody's here and dancing the night away. Look at that crowd! DEVfriends, DEVfam, and OC's galore. Celebrating summer and celebrating togetherness. First Annual Wet Cement Pool Party '013 - what a day you were! I thank everybody for sharing it with me. For being a part of it - for making it fun - for having fun - and making 'a day' together. It wasn't just a contest - you all made it an EVENT.

The. Best. DEVday. Ever. But like any good little hostess I start cleaning up ahead of time - well not so much good little hostessing but OCD tendencies.

But as everyone did what you all do so well - go on and enjoy yourselves. I've got the clean up and the new sunken patio until next year when I break out the jackhammer to do it all again. Thank you all for coming and being such wonderful friends and family the whole year through. I don't just celebrate that today - but every day.

But I better get rid of this kiddie pool - those little chibis are fast asleep.

But I'm still awake as always - so I have plenty of time to gather up the cups and bottles.

Maybe I'll just...*wiggles toes* *hee hee*

HAPPY END OF SUMMER EVERYONE!!!!!

[***END TRANSMISSION***]

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Let's see what 'shenanigans' Le Femme Joey Ramone is up to!

*Cue Sad Clown Oboe Music*

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8/16/13 3:00 am The Aftermathery

Well - the party is truly over and everyone has found a couch or slice of floor I suppose. Throwing a Virtual Pool Party is hard work - what with the constant threat of Le Femme Joey Ramone, a trip to the ER, and that person who thought it was funny to bring deviled eggs! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!! Time for me to relax...

And how does one relax after a Wet Cement Pool Party? Isn't that obvious? *hee hee* *wiggles toes*

The Near Future: Summer's End & Work Begins

[I PUT ON MY PANTS LIKE ANY OTHER ENTITY MOST HYPER-DIMENSIONAL]

[ONE LEG IN THE PAST AND ONE IN THE FUTURE]

[BUT THIS STORY - IT IS A STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY]

Oh no he didn't!!!!

You just Neverending Story'd us!!

[OK - I GIVE UP! WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TWO ON ABOUT NOW?!?!]

:ICONHAI-KULTURE: Don't you mean in the 'Abyssi Most Hellish'

We HATE getting Neverending Story'd

In The Neverending Story Ende is always introducing these cool little minor characters that pop up and then go off and do something else!

Right! He was like 'And so the little dwarf guy and the troll chap set off to find the black rock - BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY!!!!!!

We never got to hear those stories! Those stories sounded awesome!

I wanted to hear about that little dwarf guy and the troll chap!!!!

Instead we got stuck with some whiny brat named Bux and a schmuck with a horse!!!!

Neverending Story - my bum! It should be called 'When is This One Shite Story Over so We Can Hear About the Little Dwarf Guy and the Troll Chap!'

Now I'd read that book!

I can't believe you Neverending Story'd us!

[ummm...girls...the story is right there!]

Oh right...ummm...sorry

[You know what - I'm totes outie!]

What the hell was that? Where's the big booming voice and the archaic language obscura

He must be off the clock...

Well, it is pretty late...

[*** END TRANSMISSION ***]

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Prizes! Prizes! Prizes!

This was a Conteskoning after all - so I know that's what you are thinking

But this went beyond a contest, beyond a Conteskoning, and became an Event!!!

That was so crazy, nonsensical, and wonderful!

But there will still be prizes!

Everyone worked so hard and did such amazing things and got caught up in the odd ball spirit of it all (which was the intent) I want to do more.

What that is - well that is a secret for now!

So while I'm away on vacation - winners will be decided.

The Super Grand Prize Most Grandiose! (3 month preemie +???)
A slightly lesser Grand Prize But Still Grand! (3 month preemie - ???)
The Mister Myterioso Prize Most Mysterious!!! (3 month preemie + ???)
The Three Runners Up (one month preemie)
The Femme Joey Ramone Photobomb Award
The General Entry Award (Everyone who entered will get a special bonus)
The Latecomers Award (for those who submit while I am away - yes, even you guys will get a prize!!!)

But the pot is sweeter - I'll tell you that

Thank you so much for all the hard hard work on that thing called 'art'

I'm off to the beach - to give this summer goodbye kisses.

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